Damn surveys...

Long Survey About Yourself
What time are you starting this?: 12:54 AM
Name?: Chris
Nicknames?: Penguin, Music Guy, DVD Guy
Date of birth?: May 22, 1982
Sex?: Male
Height?: 5'7"
Eye color?: Brown
Where were you born?: St. Tammany Parish Hospital, Covington, LA
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 2: the numbers 2 & 3
Pets?: none
Hair color?: Black
Piercings?: Had my ears pierced 5 years ago, but never wear anything...
Town you live in?: Covington, LA
Favorite foods?: Spaghetti, Mexican, Chinese, Thai
Ever been to Africa?: nope
Been toilet papering?: nope
Love someone so much it made you cry?: Yep
Been in a car accident?: Twice
Croutons or bacon bits?: Bacon bits!!!
Favorite day of the week?: All days are the same lately.
Favorite restaurant?: Depends on my mood.
Favorite flower?: Blue roses (yes, I know they don't exist)
Favorite sport to watch?: Don't watch really, but I enjoyed going to a couple hockey games before.
Favorite drink?: Orange juice, A&W root beer
Favorite ice cream flavor?: Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake... sometimes B&J's Vanilla Heath Bar Crunch
Warner Bros. or Disney?: Warner Bros.
Favorite fast food restuarant?: Chick-fil-A!!!
Carpet color in your bedroom?: Pale beige
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: Never
Whom did you get your last email from?: Mom
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Best Buy (that iPod is tempting...)
What do you do most often when you are bored?: I fill out surveys on LiveJournal :) among other things...
Most annoying thing to say to me?: At work: "Wal-Mart has this much cheaper!"
Bedtime?: Varies, depending on the amount of caffeine in my system.
Favorite TV show?: Depends on my mood.
Last person you went out to dinner with?: Jason, at that German restaurant in Chicago... or was it Jason and Amanda at the Italian restaurant... I don't remember, it was a busy week!
Been out of country?: Not yet, want to...
Believe in magic?: nope
Ford or Chevy?: Jeep for now (would rather public transportation)
What are you listening to right now?: My new Ashton Allen CD.
Have you ever failed a grade?: nope
If you have, what grade did you fail?: N/A
Do you have a crush on someone?: Well, there is that really cute guy from the Metairie store helping us out at work... but he's taken! ...and is above me at work!
Do you have a bf/gf?: Nope, not looking either!
If so, what is their name?: N/A
How long have you been together?: N/A
What are you wearing right now?: Purple and white plaid shirt, khaki pants, shoes, socks, underwear.
Would you have sex before marriage?: So many variables come into play to set up the scenario... it all depends on the variables.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: Once :-P
Are you a virgin?: Are you?
Do you smoke?: Yes.
Do you drink?: Rarely.
Are you ghetto?: I'm sorry, I'm not retarted.
Are you a player?: I'm sorry, I'm not Quagmire.
What are your favorite colors?: Grey.
What is your favorite animal?: Penguins!!!
Do you have any birthmarks?: One on my foot.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: Yes >:(
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: Mom.
Have you ever been slapped?: Yes >:(
Do you get online a lot?: A bit too much lately... nothing else to do in this crappy town!
Are you shy or outgoing?: Very shy at first.
Do you shower?: I have no choice, I have a shower but no bathtub in my house!
Do you hate school?: School is a very bitter, bitter place...
Do you have a social life?: Occasionally I hang out with Carolyn, otherwise, no, not at all.
How easily do you trust people?: I trust people very little.
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: If I told, it wouldn't be a secret, now would it?
Would you ever sky dive?: If I wanted to die, yes.
Do you like to dance?: I dance in my living room where no one can see. :-P
Have you ever been out of state?: Many times.
Do you like to travel?: Yes!
Have you ever been expelled from school?: nope
Have you ever been suspended from school?: nope
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: Saving for it... up to $1375!
Are you spoiled?: I spoil myself...
Are you a brat?: No, I'm a shithead, an asshole, a jerk, but not a brat.
Have you ever been dumped?: Many times.
Have you ever gotten high?: nope
Do you like snapple?: I like Wendy the Snapple Lady.
Do you drink a lot of water?: I should.
What toothpaste do you use?: Crest.
Do you have a cell phone?: Yes.
Do you have a curfew?: Not since it was lifted in St. Tammany Parish a few weeks back.
Who do you look up to?: Mom and Gilda Radner.
Are you a role model?: No, and I don't want to be.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: Six Flags in Missouri.
What name brand do you wear the most?: None really, but just went on a Gap shopping spree recently.
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: Does my watch count?
What do you want pierced?: I wish I could unpierce my ears.
Do you like takin pictures?: Sometimes.
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: I'm usually camera shy... depends on my mood and the situation.
Do you have a tan?: Pale as can be without looking dead.
Do you get annoyed easily?: Yes (ashamedly speaking).
Have you ever started a rumor?: Not intentionally.
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: Yes.
Do you have your own pool?: Not for years.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: nope
Do you have any siblings?: One brother, Sherman.
Have you ever been played?: Huh?
Have you ever played anyone?: Huh again?
Do you get along with your parents?: Mom, very much. Dad, sometimes, but he gets on my nerves easily.
How do you vent your anger?: It's rather ugly...
Have you ever ran away?: When I was 5, I ran to my grandparents' house... I didn't want to go to school.
Have you ever been fired from a job?: nope
Do you even have a job?: Barnes & Noble for over 3 years now.
Do you daydream a lot?: Yes, and I try to make the dreams real.
Do you have a lot of ex's?: Bitter, bitter subject mostly (but I get along well with Jason!)
Do you run your mouth?: Sometimes...
What do you want a tattoo of?: I once considered a penguin or a barcode.
What do you have a tattoo of?: N/A
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: Just get a glimpse of Jason :) ... or for the others, just look in your garbage can!
What does your most recent crush look like?: Tall, very wavy hair, Irish eyes.
Whats her/his name?: Bradley (if you read this, I know you're taken, don't be threatened!)
Have you ever been bitched out?: Many, many times.
Are you rude?: I prefer to say I'm short-tempered.
What was the last compliment you received?: Two high-level B&N company employees said I was a fantastic employee, and I was rather well-known as a great music seller in the company! (Serious ego boost!)
Do you like getting dirty?: Dirty in what regard?
Are you flexible?: Flexible in what regard?
What is your heritage?: Irish, French, German, Cajun, Cherokee, Chippewa, lots of German in me, I think.
What is your lucky number?: 4
What does your hair look like right now?: Shit.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: Tried it in high school, but I love chicken too much.
Describe your looks?: Sorry, too self-deprecating to describe myself realistically.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: Blue.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: I don't get along well with anyone my age or younger.
Would you ever date someone older than you?: Yes, but not like my grandparents' ages... eww!
When was the last time you were drunk?: Mardi Gras 2003, the first and only time.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: ASAP
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: Yes.
If yes, when was the last time?: AGES ago.
When was the last time you went on a date?: I can't even remember. I don't really date anymore.
Do you look more like your mother or father?: Mom, definitely, though a lot of Dad shows through too.
Do you cry a lot?: Privately, yes.
Do you ever cry to get your way?: Not since I was a little shit.
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: I dunno...
Are you the romantic type?: No, I'm the "lonely bitter guy" type.
Have you ever been chased by cops?: nope
What do you like most about your body?: Not all that much.
What do you like least about your body?: Pot belly, love handles.
When did you have your first crush?: Tisha Jeansonne in preschool.
When was the last time you threw up?: Early September.
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Women: redheads or dark hair. Men: brunettes.
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: Ewww...
What about cleavage?: Er?
Is your best friend a virgin?: nope
Have you ever fucked someone up?: Define fucking someone up.
Have you ever been fucked up?: Again, define fucking someone up.
What theme does your room have?: Mess.
What size show do you wear?: 7½
What is your screen name on AIM?: BrickTurtl (I REALLY need to change it, but I'm too lazy!)
How are you feeling right now?: Very, very lonely.
When was the last time you were at a party?: Kyle & Shandi's really cool 80s theme party back in May.
Have you ever given a lapdance?: LOL
Have you ever recieved one?: See above.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: Too many...
What is one of your bad qualilties?: Self-deprecation.
What is one of your good qualilties?: Hard-working.
Would you marry for money?: I'm not the biggest fan of commitment.
What do you drive?: Mom's old jeep.
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: Always a mama's boy.
So?: Yeah...
Well?: Whatever...
When was the last time you cried in school?: Too many painful memories I'd rather not bring up.
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: Been there, done that, liked it a lot, so I'm gay.
What kind of music do you like?: Depends on my mood... mellow music, singer-songwriter type music.
Would you ever bungee jump?: If I feel like dying, sure.
What is your worst fear?: Settling down... and spiders, of course.
Would you ever join the army?: Fuck no!
Do you like cows?: Yes :)
If you were to die today, what would you do?: Die.
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it be?: "Goodbye."
Do you like to party?: Depends on my mood.
Hearts or broken hearts?: Mine's been shattered to the point it looks like "Mom's favorite vase" from The Brady Bunch.
Moons or stars?: Moons.
Coke or pepsi?: Root beer!
Favorite scent?: Peanut butter(!)
Favorite band?: Mary Chapin Carpenter, but she's not really a band.
Would you ever dye your hair red?: Maybe... but I'd rather it be blue.
How many languages can you speak?: English... that's it.
What time are you finishing this?: 1:58 AM